互联网黑话陷阱Corporate Buzzwords

HR 通知说恭喜你「毕业」,或者部门要「优化」。这是在说?

HR congratulates you on “graduating,” or says the team will be “optimized.” This means…?

33%全球翻车率(内测预估)
A公司送你去进修

gōng sī sòng nǐ qù jìn xiū · the company is sending you for training

B只是内部术语而已

zhǐ shì nèi bù shù yǔ ér yǐ · just internal jargon with no real consequence

C你要升职了

nǐ yào shēng zhí le · you're getting promoted

朱批:升职的通知不会用需要解码的词。

✓你被裁掉了

nǐ bèi cái diào le · you've been laid off

中文互联网让「毕业」这个词加了个班:它现在也负责通知你不用来上班了。

毕业 (“graduation”) and 优化 (“optimization”) are corporate China's words for being laid off. JD.com really did write “congratulations on graduating” in a dismissal letter.

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