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你提要求,对方说「这个我得请示一下领导」。多数情况下这是?

You make a request; they say “I'll have to check with my manager.” Usually this is…?

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A他真的需要授权

tā zhēn de xū yào shòu quán · they genuinely need authorisation

朱批:真要授权的人会告诉你什么时候能回复。

B他对你的要求很感兴趣

tā duì nǐ de yāo qiú hěn gǎn xìng qù · they're genuinely interested in your request

婉拒,把「不行」交给一个不在场的人去说

wǎn jù,bǎ「bù xíng」jiāo gěi yí gè bú zài chǎng de rén qù shuō · a soft no, outsourced to someone who isn't in the room

D他在拖时间准备材料

tā zài tuō shí jiān zhǔn bèi cái liào · stalling while they prepare paperwork

「我得请示一下」的妙处在于:拒绝你的人永远不出现,你连争都没地方争。

The beauty of “I'll have to check upstairs” is that the person refusing you never appears — leaving nobody to argue with.

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