领导说“开个短会，五分钟”。这个会大概率开多久？
Boss: “quick meeting, five minutes.” Realistically, how long?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
A真的只开五分钟就结束
zhēn de zhī kāi wǔ fēn zhōng jiù jié shù · literally five minutes
B十分钟
shí fēn zhōng · ten minutes
C会取消
huì qǔ xiāo · it'll be cancelled
✓半小时起步
bàn xiǎo shí qǐ bù · half an hour minimum
会议时长守恒定律：说五分钟的，都在为一小时热身。
“Five minutes” is a lure, not an estimate. Bring water, charge your laptop.