开会时领导说「我简单说两句」。接下来大概率是？
In a meeting the boss says “Just a couple of quick words.” What follows?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
✓一段不短的讲话
yí duàn bù duǎn de jiǎng huà · a not-so-short speech
B会议结束
huì yì jié shù · the meeting ends
C让别人发言
ràng bié rén fā yán · let someone else speak
D真的只说两句
zhēn de zhī shuō liǎng jù · truly just two sentences
「简单说两句」是中国会议室里最不可信的一句话，没有之一。
“Just two quick words” is the least reliable sentence in any Chinese meeting room.