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产品经理笑着说:“有个小需求,很简单的。”经验丰富的程序员会?

The PM smiles: “tiny feature request, super simple.” The veteran programmer's reaction?

46%全球翻车率(内测预估)
警觉——“小需求”通常都不小

jǐng jué——“xiǎo xū qiú”tōng cháng dōu bù xiǎo · be alert — a "small request" never is

B开心地加需求

kāi xīn dì jiā xū qiú · happily adding requirements

C立刻答应

lì kè dā ying · agree straight away

D转发给实习生

zhuǎn fā gěi shí xí shēng · forward it to the intern

“很简单的,就改一行”——然后你改了三天,动了八个模块。

“Tiny and simple” is the most feared phrase in software. It means the scope is unknown and the deadline is yesterday.

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