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领导突然关心你:“小王啊,最近工作压力大不大?”接下来大概率会发生什么?

Your manager suddenly asks, “Xiao Wang, has work been stressful lately?” What most likely comes next?

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A给你放假

gěi nǐ fàng jià · give you time off

B请你喝下午茶

qǐng nǐ hē xià wǔ chá · take you out for afternoon tea

给你安排新任务

gěi nǐ ān pái xīn rèn wu · give you a new assignment

D给你升职加薪

gěi nǐ shēng zhí jiā xīn · promote you and raise your pay

答“不大”=活来了;答“大”=抗压能力不行。这题没有正确答案,只有工伤。

This “caring” question is usually the warm-up before assigning more work: say “not stressful” and you have capacity; say “stressful” and you can't handle pressure. A no-win classic.

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