晚上十点，老板微信发来两个字：“在吗？”你的科学反应是？
10 p.m., your boss texts “在吗?” (you there?). The scientifically correct reaction?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
A要请我吃宵夜
yào qǐng wǒ chī xiāo yè · they want to buy me a late-night meal
B老板想我了
lǎo bǎn xiǎng wǒ le · the boss misses me
C他肯定是把消息发错人了
tā kěn dìng shì bǎ xiāo xī fā cuò rén le · they must have messaged the wrong person
✓大概率有活了
dà gài lǜ yǒu huó le · work is almost certainly coming
“在吗”两个字，打工人血压先升一半。回“在”之前，请先想好借口。
A bare 在吗 from your boss almost always precedes a work request. Seasoned employees ask “what's up?” before admitting they're free.