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甲方说:“这真的是最后一版修改了。”你应该?

The client says “this is REALLY the final revision.” You should…?

42%全球翻车率(内测预估)
微笑保存好源文件,等第 N+1 版

wēi xiào bǎo cún hǎo yuán wén jiàn,děng dì N+1 bǎn · smile, keep the source file, and wait for version N+1

B涨价

zhǎng jià · raise the price

C相信TA,这是最后一版

xiāng xìnTA,zhè shì zuì hòu yì bǎn · believe them — this really is the final version

D删掉工程文件庆祝

shān diào gōng chéng wén jiàn qìng zhù · celebrate by deleting the project files

“最后一版”的最后,是下一版的开始。乙方的青春,都献给了“再改最后一次”。

“Final version” is a state of mind, not a fact. Keep your source files; revision N+1 is already loading.

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