你迟到了半小时，朋友来一句：“哟，您可真准时啊。”TA 是什么意思？
You arrive 30 minutes late. Your friend says “Wow, you're SO punctual.” Meaning?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
A提醒你对表
tí xǐng nǐ duì biǎo · telling you to check your watch
✓讽刺你迟到
fěng cì nǐ chí dào · mocking you for being late
C真心夸你守时
zhēn xīn kuā nǐ shǒu shí · genuinely praising your punctuality
DTA 记错了时间
TA jì cuò le shí jiān · they got the time wrong
“您”字一出，阴阳指数直接拉满。敬语用在朋友身上，基本都不是好事。
Sarcasm. The over-polite 您 (formal “you”) between friends is a red flag — they're roasting your lateness.