想说“qǐngwèn”（请问）结果说成了“qīnwěn”，路人听到的是？
You meant qǐngwèn (excuse me) but said qīnwěn. What did the stranger hear?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
A轻蚊
qīng wén · a light mosquito
B秦文
qín wén · Qin dynasty writing
C请问
qǐng wèn · excuse me
✓亲吻
qīn wěn · to kiss
问路变索吻，从求助现场变成治安现场。声调，保命要紧。
qǐngwèn = “may I ask”; qīnwěn = “to kiss”. Asking directions just became a very forward proposal.