过年时亲戚问「什么时候结婚啊」，中国人最常用的应对是？
At New Year a relative asks when you'll get married. The most common Chinese tactic?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
A反问对方同样的问题
fǎn wèn duì fāng tóng yàng de wèn tí · ask them the same question back
B认真解释自己的婚恋观
rèn zhēn jiě shì zì jǐ de hūn liàn guān · earnestly explain your views on marriage
C直接说「不关你事」
zhí jiē shuō「bù guān nǐ shì」 · say "none of your business"
✓笑着含糊过去，再把话题岔开
xiào zhe hán hu guò qù，zài bǎ huà tí chà kāi · laugh it off vaguely and change the subject
亲戚的问题不需要答案，只需要一个能让对话继续往下走的表情。
Relatives' questions don't need answers — just an expression that lets the conversation move on.