很久不联系的朋友突然发来“在吗”。经验丰富的网友会先？
A long-lost friend suddenly texts “you there?” The experienced move is…?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
✓先问“什么事”再决定在不在
xiān wèn“shén me shì”zài jué dìng zài bu zài · ask "what is it?" before deciding whether you're "there"
B装没看见
zhuāng méi kàn jiàn · pretending not to see
C立刻回“在”
lì kè huí“zài” · reply "here" at once
D直接转账
zhí jiē zhuǎn zhàng · transfer the money directly
“在吗”不可怕，可怕的是你回了“在”之后的下一条消息。
A bare 在吗 from a dormant contact often precedes a favor request. Ask “what's up?” before committing your existence.