很久不联系的朋友突然发来“在吗”。经验丰富的网友会先？
A long-lost friend suddenly texts “you there?” The experienced move is…?
全球翻车率（内测预估）
✓先问什么事再决定
xiān wèn shén me shì zài jué dìng · ask "what is it?" before deciding whether you're "there"
B假装没看见消息
jiǎ zhuāng méi kàn jiàn xiāo xī · pretending not to see
C立刻回一个「在」
lì kè huí yí gè「zài」 · reply "here" at once
D直接给他转一笔钱
zhí jiē gěi tā zhuǎn yì bǐ qián · transfer the money directly
“在吗”不可怕，可怕的是你回了“在”之后的下一条消息。
A bare 在吗 from a dormant contact often precedes a favor request. Ask “what's up?” before committing your existence.